For anyone that has ever had the urge to fart in a jar and send it to someone:

Here (skankily) lie stories, shenanigans, snark farts, and on medium-rare occasion, semi-reputable works of literary non-fiction. We do not discriminate against any religions, sexually transmitted diseases, border control, those running from border control (my extended family), women, wangs, the Changs (from across the street), and unborn fetuses(feti).