Happy Mexican Independent Woman Day!
Grab a handful of mex-mix to go with your party chex mix. Unless it's not consensual.
Then I will punch you in the kidneys.
Your grandma called, she wants her bladder control back.
(wait that's not right)
Your grandma called, she said she wants her bedpan back.
Maybe one more try:
Your Grandma called. She needs you to defrost her cat. She mistook it for a Lean Cuisine.
And tried to eat it like a Hot Pocket.