Thursday, May 5, 2011

Cinco de Mayonnaise: The Fifth Day of Creamy Cholesterol

Happy Mexican Independent Woman Day!

Grab a handful of mex-mix to go with your party chex mix. Unless it's not consensual.
Then I will punch you in the kidneys.
lights out.

Your grandma called, she wants her bladder control back.
(wait that's not right)

Round two:

Your grandma called, she said she wants her bedpan back.

Maybe one more try:

Your Grandma called. She needs you to defrost her cat.  She mistook it  for a Lean Cuisine.
And tried to eat it like a Hot Pocket.

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