Instead of serving people with divorce papers, lawsuits, or ultimate nachos, there should be an official service that delivers a Jar of Farts to people that you loathe. Or just people you want to send jars of farts to, in a cool official way.
Let someone else do your dirty work. That's what we at Poo Pies promise to deliver. If you want us to send someone a jar of farts:
Mixed, unsalted, salted, hormone pumped, mesquite methane flavored, Left over chili from last night etc. It's your choice!
Customize it however you want. The more the eyes water the better! Send all inquiries to firstname.lastname@example.org
Like a good Hermaphrodite, State Farm Is there!
"Like a Hermaphrodite, we can be whatever you want us to be, Baby."
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