Friday, January 7, 2011
Corn-on-the-Cob: A michelle j. Original
This, ladies and the hunchy-modo gentle man in the back row, is a sheer phenomenon of the human race. It's probably my favorite al naturale, quasi-avant-garde magic trick that I can whip out of my sphincter sleeve. And it would never have even been possible had Squanto not shown the pilgrims how to squat the land a million-rectalian years ago. So pull up a stool and take notice of this art.
Anyone who doesn't know what my etch-a-sketch diagram is referring to is a prairie-doggin' liar. Cuz this shit is legit. And you know you took a magnifying glass for a closer, God-like view of your creation at one point in your life. Only if this majesty took seven days for you to create, you might want to see a doctor about that...